if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
