Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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