We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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