Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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