i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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