Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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