ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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