elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
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Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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