he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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