I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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