so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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