So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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