is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
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WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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