goodnight i made you a song goodbye
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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