ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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