: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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