Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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I'm determined to sit on that face.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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