Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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