rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I am mentally ready for anal.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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