We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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