Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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