He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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