I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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