Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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