The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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