I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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