Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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