the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Are my feet made of real feet?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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