I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
