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(561): View more from Florida

I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.

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(408): View more from California

So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.

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(214): View more from Texas

So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.

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Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.

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(514): View more from Quebec

i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them

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the remaining ten - you weren't in

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I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.

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(850): View more from Florida

Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.

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