He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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