you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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