My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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