New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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