it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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