I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
NoShamevember. You game?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
