And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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