That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wish I only lived at night.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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