Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
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if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
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