Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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