My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
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Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...