Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
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I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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