My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
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I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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