We're like a lot better than the average bears
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I still have a little drunk in my system
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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