do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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