I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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