No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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