New low: just hacked my moms facebook
My cat gives me a boner
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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