So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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