**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Success! We fucked roommates!
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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