Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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